thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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