We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
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Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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