The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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