how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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