well most of my day revolves around power hour
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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