we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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