someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Too much gin, very little bucket
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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