im gay
i know
yea but for you.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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