No, drunk sperm still make babies.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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