nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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