I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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