I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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