Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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