The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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