No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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