Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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