Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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