My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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