Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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