Whod you bang
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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