I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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