I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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