omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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