Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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