We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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