His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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