Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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