I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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