I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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