I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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