I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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