Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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