she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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