Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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