Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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