Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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