do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My cat gives me a boner
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
And then he peed in my hair
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