That's intense
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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