i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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