I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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