come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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