Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
try to milk me bitch
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