The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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