Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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