After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
