If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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