even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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