hell yes lets make some ravioli
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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It's just like the Real World with babies
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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