I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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