turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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