So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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