Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
