...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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