do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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