I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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