Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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