I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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